Frequently Asked Questions
Do join us for an afternoon of fun and entertainment. All your frequently asked questions about Right Royale Tea (the unique comedy dining experience) can be found below.
What is A Right Royale Tea all about?
What is the story about?
Diners will join myself and Her Ladyship as we recreate the (in)famous moment King George V graced our marvellous mansion, Crawley Castle.
What do you eat?
Can you order drinks?
We encourage our venues to promote the bar for extra revenue sales, including an up-sell package that includes a glass of bubbles or two.
What if guests have a special dietary requirement?
The venue is responsible for catering for dietary requirements including gluten-free and vegans. However, the stage manager will faciliate and identify who has food allergies to help the venue on the day.
What are the minimum and maximum number of diners
To make a jolly good show, we recommend a minimum number of 40 guests and a maximum of 120. Any more than that we need the use of microphones - I don't think my voice is up to scratch these days.
Can you go to the bathroom during the performance?
Is it suitable for children?
We recommend A Right Royale Tea for children over 8, as long as they attend with a parent or guardian.
Can we hire the performance for a corporate event?
Yes, you can hire the show at our location, or we can come to your venue – as long as it is suitable for us all and the script. Take a look at our Hire Us page or contact us at AirHairLair@ARightRoyaleTea.co.uk.
Is it all in English?
Yes, his Lord and Ladyship do not speak any foreign languages. The performance is very visual which helps get over any language barriers.
Can I buy tickets at the venue?
This rather depends on the venues. We encourage people to book in advance so we can tell chef how many scones to bake.
I am celebrating a special occasion
Can we take photos or video during the performance?
Can I touch the actors?
Oh no, no, no. We will be performing around you and you can not touch or verbally or physically assault us, otherwise you will be immediately ejected from the venue. We are all professionally trained you know and are there to entertain you and the whole audience. Please don't be one of those people that think they are funnier than us - we will embarrass you!
Is there merchandise available?
Should it be cream then jam, or jam then cream, on your scones?
Well, it rather depends on where you are from. If you are from Devon then the cream goes first. If you are from Cornwall then the jam goes first.