As a unique comedy dining experience, A Right Royale Tea is a fun and entertaining way to spend an afternoon - suitable for the whole family. Here you can find more information on pricing, the format of the show, designing the menu and more.


We don't work for nothing you know! Our prices start from £1,250 per performance which includes 4 professionally (ahem)- trained actors, a stage manager to make sure all the logisitics are taken care of and all props and giveaways. Usually our venues charge between £35 and £40 per person, with pre-drink upsells, depending on the food options. My spiffing team can closely work with you to find a venue if you do not have one or help you with all manor of things, including printed collaterial (posters, social media images) and copy.


Our experience last approximately two hours and includes food service. The general format of the event is as follows: Half hour before the start arrivals in the bar with us mingling with the guests - who receive instructions and placeholders for their table. Guests transition into the 1920s and the main seating area where we begin. The first course of food and drinks is served during the first act. An interval commences where the second course begins, where we interrupt their full mouths by offering an opportunity to take photos with us. The second includes a flag-waving finale!

Menu Design

Your dedicated stage manager will work with you to design the perfect menu for a traditional British meal and serving options. If you'd like to have the performance with afternoon tea then scones, sandwiches and cakes will be on the menu. Of course, we can adapt the performance for any mealtime, including lunch, dinner and brunch! ​​ Scrummy! *Please note that A Right Royale Tea and BoRo Live Experiences accept no responsibility for the food and drink that is served by the hotel or venue.


A Right Royale Tea is the perfect performance for theatre groups, coach operators and other group organisers looking for something truly British to do. What could be better than enjoying a lovely afternoon tea amongst friends, colleagues and acquaintances with a jolly good British knees-up and comedy thrown in? Email to find out more and to organise payment terms.

Contact us

You can contact my servants to find out ore information by calling +44 (0)7572 140 395 or sending us an email at


We desperately need to raise funds for our castle (but don't tell Lady Right, whatever you do!), so we have asked our friends at Teemill to help out with our online shop. Have a browse through our high quality shop of 'tea'-shirts and hoodies. They are all sourced from sustainable organic cotton don't you know. And made in wind-powered factories (it is unknown if Patrick provides the wind from his bottom). All very eco-friendly! Every little helps as some supermarket I've never been to once said. Shop now by clicking here!


A full list of dates of our comedy afternoon tea will appear here, together with their locations. London, Amba Hotel Charing Cross. All 2:30pm

  • Sunday 28th June

  • Sunday 5th July
  • Sunday 12th July
  • Sunday 19th July


"An absolutely spiffing entertaining way to enjoy afternoon tea.

A perfect immersive dining experience for families – keeping everyone thoroughly entertained from start to finish and leaving you thoroughly satisfied"

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